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Name: Pat "Mother fucker"
Location: North Dakota, United States
Birthday: 4/27/1982
Gender: Male


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Occupation: Computer related
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Member Since: 10/10/2001

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

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Saturday, February 28, 2004

Hey Nilly, my wrist is healed so your face is about to need healing. Bruce Lee Stylee


Friday, February 20, 2004

Today I played basketball, went to the bank, and I went to the hospital for physical therapy, but what i need is sexual therapy. The doctor said they didn't have that their because it was illegal. So I asked him why he had a bunch of illegal drugs. He gave me a shot and I woke up in my house on the floor without any money. I like to play basketball a lot, even with forgein kids.


Thursday, January 01, 2004

Artist: Notorious B.I.G. f/ Too $hort
Album:  Born Again
Song:   Big Booty Hoes
Typed by: dj.flash@pobox.com
[Too $hort]
Beeotch!
Talk about these hoes Big..

[Notorious B.I.G.]
I got a bitch that suck my dick til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA) she even take it in the butt
Fuck for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)
Luke and Biggie straight shittin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)
Lick your toes, bitch? (BEOTCH) Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)
Recognize G, straight up, I can't knock ya
After Big Poppa, fuck ALL of Junior M.A.F.I.A.
The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked
Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home
I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way
With the flyest bitch gettin head on the highway (ridin)
My way deep throat on Luke's boat
When the moon rises, I'm cumin in her eyes-es (do it)
Just the way players play
Leave it up to me, I get fucked all day (yeah)
Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin cheese
Fucking bitches til they assholes bleed
What you say ba-by

Chorus: Too $hort, Biggie (repeat 2X)

[$hort]	All I want is hoes, big booty hoes
[B.I.G]	Check it out, here's another one
[$hort]	All I want is hoes, big booty hoes
	"Don't take em to the crib unless they bonin"

[Notorious B.I.G.]
Uhh.. uhh..
Biggie bag bitches from barbecues to barmitzvah's
The dick don't fit, use your lips cause.. (use em)
I'm feelin kinda itchy for a quickie
Don't take off your coat, all you got to do is lick me
Me eat you, I beat you, then greet you to the door bitch
Cause I don't love you no more
Which one of these hoes in the lobby wanna slob me
You know me, I like my dick Brown like Bobby
Jim Duke shoot, then the bitch get the boot
unless she lick ass and blow dicks like flutes
I like em cute, round tits and fat asses
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses
I wanna cum on your tongue and gums, all night
The bitch drink nuts by the pint

[Too $hort]
Drink it bitch!
All of these hoes do that shit

Chorus

[Too $hort]
It's after midnight, it's time to come up
Fuckin with some sluts tryin to bust a nut
I ain't seen this many hoes in a long time
I wanna make em all mine (get down hoe)
but it's gettin kinda late, and I cain't wait
Bitch fuck a first date
I pulled out my dick, she called me rude..
.. but then she ate it like food (tramp)
Then she noticed the limp and the whip
Recognize game, you've been pimped by a pimp
Throw all that trick shit, out the window
You come up short tryin to doubt the pimp hoe
Too $hort baby, straight from Oakland
Hoe money is my fix and I can't be broken
Freak bitches all on my dick
We on some Brooklyn - Oakland, California shit (beotch!)

Chorus

[Too $hort]
You knew I was a dog when you met me bitch (BITCH)
Ha ha, fo' sho' (YEAHH)
Tell you anything you wanna hear right about now
To the spot, that's where we goin baby
See we goin to the spot
Do our thang like we always do
You ain't know?


Thursday, November 06, 2003

CaliburHQ718: ur a guy man!!!
CaliburHQ718: 1
FartTalk45: what are you?
CaliburHQ718: take a guess dumb ass
FartTalk45: you are a gay guy?
CaliburHQ718: 6
FartTalk45: why are you iming me gay?
CaliburHQ718: wtf
CaliburHQ718: your iming me
CaliburHQ718: no im not gay
CaliburHQ718: u must be
FartTalk45: i don't gay dude
CaliburHQ718: cuz u keep talking to me
FartTalk45: why are you gay? don't you like god?
CaliburHQ718: im not gay
CaliburHQ718: you mother fucker
CaliburHQ718: your gay
CaliburHQ718: stop talking to me
CaliburHQ718: dumb ass bitch
FartTalk45: i thought gay people were suppose to be nice
CaliburHQ718: fuck u
CaliburHQ718: im not gay
CaliburHQ718: but obviously u r
FartTalk45: can i get some other gay male screen names from you?
CaliburHQ718: how many times do i have to curse you out?
FartTalk45: :-*
CaliburHQ718: STOP IT!!!!



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